Cinderfella AKA A Modern Fable by acedude96, literature
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Cinderfella AKA A Modern Fable
Cinderfella AKA A Modern Fable
A Stepmother, two stepsisters...
Where have we heard this before?
Chores, chores, chores, all day long,
Though, not one complaint from the poor kid.
Actually... This kid has had a good life.
No beatings. All the technology one could ever want.
But oppression? Perhaps. Ambiguous, indeed.
School is first and foremost.
The Stepmother? Not wicked, actually quite genial.
The Stepsisters? Beautiful, and too good for the troubles of this world.
A Father, but one who genuinely tries to do the best...
For the Cinderfella...
But. There is something special in this Cinderfella.
A storybook ending, though? Not likely...
A Touch Of Madness Epilogue by acedude96, literature
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A Touch Of Madness Epilogue
Epilogue
November 28th, 2012
“No, you can’t do this to me! Do you know who I am?”
The white coat grabs me and drags me through the door. “Now, calm down, sweetie, you’ll be just fine in a little while. We’re going to a nice place.”
“I’m not insane! I swear! I’m God! I can prove it! Cindi! Cindi knows! Get her!”
A cop grabs my shoulder. “Sweetheart, Cindi is filing for a restraining order right now. Her family is pressing charges for your abduction of their daughter.”
“But she’s my girlfriend! She came with me willingly! We’re TV stars! C
A Touch of Madness Chapter 27 by acedude96, literature
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A Touch of Madness Chapter 27
Chapter 27
Peace on Earth, Goodwill Toward Men (And Women, Children, Immortals, and Others!)
December 24, 2012
We eventually decided that we needed to leave Paradise. You know, things to do, people to see. I know, aww…
Cindi and I have a huge Christmas party before we leave again for New Orleans. The show was a huge hit, so we had a million fans show up. “EEE, it’s Hannah and Kathy Jones!” Yes, we got married. It was a small ceremony. Lol, nope. It was one of the largest Hollywood weddings ever! Who woulda thought I’d ever marry a star! Well, who ever thought I’d ever be a star in the first place? An
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Chapter 28
The Aftermath
December 25, 2012
So, after we wake up in the morning, we go straight to Cindi’s parents’ house. They don’t believe our story for the longest time. It takes several hours of intense deliberation before they come around. But I’m getting ahead of myself.
“I don’t believe this is my Cindi. Cindi’s in her room, sleeping.”
I sigh. “Is she, Mr. Smith? Is she really?”
He grabs me by my arms and lifts me into the air. “What did you do to my daughter? Is this some sort of ransom deal? Why did you drag Mrs. Joplin into this? Do you have Luna too? Is tha
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Chapter 26
Huh, Maybe He’s Not Such A Bad Guy After All
As I turn to leave, Lucifer stops Uriel. “It’s good to see you again, brother.”
Uriel smiles. “And you too. Hope to see you again someday, hopefully under lighter circumstances.”
He nods. “Indeed.”
I almost shed a tear at this family reunion. “This is so nice. I never thought my fondest memory would ever be in Hell of all places.”
Uriel shrugs. “There’s always room for surprises.”
“Indubitably. That’s always true.”
“Now, c’mon Luna, let’s get out of here and che
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Chapter 25
Ending the Torment: Part One (AKA: PLOT TWIST! AGAIN!)
Light fills the grand mine, shining exuberantly. Demons hiss and scatter, most bursting into flames as the divine light hits them. The ones who don’t, I slaughter with my sword. Then, I hit one who refuses to die by my fire. His dark suit refuses to burn, he refuses to turn around, he’s just a stubborn demon in general. “Show your face, demon!” He cocks his head.
“Now, Luna, why would I do that? You would only blast me. As long as you can’t see my face, you don’t know how to kill me.”
“Tell. Me. Your. Name.”
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Chapter 24
Shit Just Got Real Part Three: In Glorious 2D!
“URIEL! IT’S ABOUT TIME! LITTLE HELP HERE?”
“OF COURSE, MY QUEEN!” He comes screaming down, swinging his brilliant sword.
“URIEL. WE MEET AGAIN.”
“Frank. Or whatever they’re calling you these days.”
“To be frank,” Both of them glare at me for the horrible pun, “Frank doesn’t seem like such a great demonic name.”
“It’s not. Just no one can remember it because he keeps changing it every other week, so we decided to call him Frank, and it kinda stuck.”
“Ah.&rdqu
A Touch Of Madness Chapter 23 by acedude96, literature
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A Touch Of Madness Chapter 23
Chapter 23
Shit Just Got Real Two: Electric Boogaloo ((AKA: Now It’s Personal))
“CINDI! I’M COMING FOR YOU!” I charge out of the building, plowing through walls, to walk out into a war zone. “Oh… My… Word…”
Ruins lay where the once bustling city of LA was. Man, this guy works FAST. I see a zombified dragon flying off with Agatha and Cindi. The beast is spewing putrid “flames,” though I hesitate to use that word. Whatever the beam touches begins to decay. Humans zombify and attack their once friends, demons return from being despawned, buildings char and crumble, metal r
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Chapter 22
I Meet My General and Almost Lose My Head (In More Ways Than One)
So 20 minutes later in heaven time, I’m in Paradise. And again. PARADISE. Not a bad name for it. It truly is a little heaven on earth. It looks like the most pristine and beautiful places on earth all rolled into one. And so, I follow my ears to where everyone’s swinging swords at trees. You know, if there wasn’t a demonic zombie apocalypse imminent, this would be an extremely retarded thing to do.
Anyway, eventually, I find the training grounds. Huh. Normal angels are about human sized. You know, maybe really tall for a human, maybe upper 6 fo
A Touch Of Madness Chapter 21 by acedude96, literature
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A Touch Of Madness Chapter 21
Chapter 21
Shit Just Got Real
“What do you mean I’m on trial? You can actually do that? And what’s the big problem?”
Armaita sighs. “I’m sorry, Luna. But we’ve got to tell you a few things. Sit down.”
Hamaliel, clearly enjoying his position of power and not much wanting me to remain her for long, quickly talks me through the proceedings. “Luna Joplin, 35 incarnation of the one true God, you are on trial for being a menace to society. Your crimes include casual smiting, creation and destruction of entire timelines, blatant miracle working in broad eye, and homosexual relations. How d