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Click. Click. Click.
Ooh, now that's interesting.
Let me see here... Click.
That's another good one. How fascinating.
I'm having a positipsy good time!

What? It's a Perfectly Cromulent Word!
Fine... But I'll have you know... Ooh,
Another trope. Sorry, I was distracted
By the Shiny. Or Trope. Oh, you know what
I mean. Or maybe you don't. Who are you, again?

My best friend? *blink* Er... I know your name...
Give me a second... Josh? No... Stephen? No...
What? Ben? I knew that. I did! I just... Hey look
At my wrist, it's time for me to go Iron My Dog!
Click... Click... Click... Click... Click...

Oh Crap.

Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click.
Ooh, forums! "How TvTropes ruined your life..."
Bah, Humbug. I'm perfectly fine. What? My birthday
Was yesterday? But my birthday's in May! It is?
No it isn't, it's August. Right? Right?!?

Eh, whatever. I'm still fine. I just need to get
Out a little more. Come get me in a few minutes.
No. Just One. More. Page. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I can do this! You shan't separate me from my
Precious! You shan't! *foams at the mouth*

Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click.
No one has bothered to notice that the
Clicking has long stopped being the
Computer mouse...
And has become...

The Rattling bones of the troper...
(How's that for a twist ending?*)

*Lampshade hanging! Boom another one!
A little something I thought of while reading TvTropes. And no, I'm not putting a link up.
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MermaidWitch94 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
This is me. I'm even worse on my computer. At least my phone limits my amount of tags XD
D-Prototype Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Pretty much sums up my rather ruined life.
TheWhiteJewel Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012
This is going to be me very soon.

You wrote this incredibly well by the way.
Terra-Senpai Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
I totally didn't get here from TVtropes! *shifty eyes*
Adrianpink Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012
Lol so true, that website is quite addicting!!! XD
Magmortar75 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Student General Artist
This is so accurate for me it's painful.

Got a chuckle out of this. Nice.
Sixthhokage1 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
This poem is so much lol, Psyche. And if you won't put a link up, I will >:D [link]
acedude96 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Damn you comment button! *raeg*
Sixthhokage1 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
Sixthhokage1 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
…Damn you dA for ruining that emoticon :|
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